Equestria Games: The Final Event

*As the crowd cheers, Shining Armor takes to the field and begins an announcement.*

"And for the final event of the Equestria Games, we are thrilled to report that the committee for the Games has approved the Goof-Off as an actual sport!"
"Really?  I didn't know that.  Is your friend competing, Twilight?"
"Oh, I don't think so.  She didn't say anything, so I think she's letting the professionals do it this year."
*reading from a list* "Competing this year will be the comedy duo Trott & Link from Cloudsdale, Cheese Sandwich from Manehattan-"
"I will be presenting Boneless 2: Electric Boogaloo!"
*continues reading from a list* "And from Ponyville, there will a Pinkamena Diane Surprise Balloons Laughter..."
- *tingaling*
"Mauve Fuchsia Lightred Pronking Twerking Singsong Smile..."
- *bang bang*
"Ponyta Trotting Balloonbutt Blueeyes Andrea Lauren Oatmeal Obscure Reference..."
- *squeek-oo!*

*As he continues reading, there are those in the audience who are reacting to this change of continuity.*

"... Twitchy Tail Doozey Friday-Friday-Kicking-Down-On-Friday..."
 "... Funnywords Cotton Candy Arthur Smith Wiseau Phealen Batmare..."
"... Brittany Rockgirl By-Celestia-This-Is-A-Long-Name I'm-Surprised-He-Hasn't-Caught-On-Yet..."